i’m not drunk but i miss derrick and i should write his fuckin gletter
- nick fury: hey i just met you
- nick fury: and this is crazy
- nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
- nick fury: so call me maybe
I can't wait for you guys to all see The Avengers
So I could finally let out all the stuff I’ve been holding in since Monday.
I want to take a massive Avengers shit all over your chests.